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نوشته شده در جمعه 11 مرداد 1387
ساعت : 11:08 ق.ظ
نویسنده : كیانمهر حصیر باف

هاهاها...!!!

 

دست پخت
از یک نفر که با پا غذا درست می کرد پرسیدند: «چرا با پا آشپزی می کنی؟»
جواب داد: «آخر دست پختم خوب نیست.»

 

در تیمارستان
رئیس تیمارستان به یکی از مراقب ها می گوید: «من در این جا از همه راضی هستم، فقط دیوانه ای هست که اصرار دارد من برج ایفل را از او بخرم.»
مراقب می گوید: «خب، چرا نمی خرید؟»
رئیس تیمارستان می گوید: «آخر پول ندارم. اگر داشتم، حتما می خریدم.»

 

در کلاس ریاضیات
معلم به دانش آموز: اگر تو
۲۰۰ تومن پول داشته باشی و برادرت ۵۰ تومن آن را بردارد، چه قدر پول برایت می ماند؟
دانش آموز:« ۳۰۰ تومن.»
معلم با عصبانیت:« ۳۰۰ تومن؟!»
دانش آموز: «چون آن قدر گریه می کنم تا پدرم ۱۵۰ تومان دیگر هم به من بدهد!»

 

خواب
اولی: «من خواب دیدم رفته ام مسافرت.»
دومی: «من هم خواب دیدم که یک غذای خوشمزه خورده ام.»
اولی:« تنهایی؟ پس چرا من را دعوت نکردی؟»
دومی: «می خواستم دعوتت کنم، ولی گفتند رفته ای مسافرت.»

 

علت طاسی
اولی: «چی باعث شد سر شما طاس شود؟»
دومی: «باد.»
اولی: «چرا باد؟»
دومی:« آخر باد کلاه گیسم را برد!»

 

در کلاس علوم
معلم:« حامد!  توضیح بده که سیب زمینی چگونه به دست می آید. »
حامد: «اجازه آقا!  با پرداخت مقداری پول!»


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